ringwraith10: (charlotte and meier)
My 12 Days of Christmas... I especially like the part about the dancing biscuits. Most of this makes no sense at all, though.

Silliness behind the cut. )
ringwraith10: (reading pirate)
This could be fun.

How much do you know about Memorial Day?

I got 70% correct. :)

Movie Meme

Feb. 21st, 2008 02:23 pm
ringwraith10: (No Survivors)
I got this meme from [livejournal.com profile] crysania4. I've seen it before... don't remember if I've done it before.

1. Pick 15 of your favorite movies
2. Go to IMDB and find a quote from each movie
3. Post them for everyone to guess
4. Fill in the film title once it's guessed
5. No googling/using IMDB search functions!

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1) "That song was by a young mister Kurt Cobain - now that kid's got a future!"

2) "I have introduced myself. You have introduced yourself. This is a very good conversation."

3) "Propriety; noun: conformity to established standards of behavior or manner, suitability, rightness, or justice. See 'etiquette.'"

4) "He's right on top of us. I wonder if he is using the same wind we are using."

5) "I don't mean to toot my own horn, but if Jesus Christ lived in Chicago today, and he had come to me and he had five thousand dollars, let's just say things would have turned out differently."

6) "Let me get this straight. You know her. She knows you. But she wants to eat him. And everybody's okay with this?"

7) "What's his type? Wilting flower? Bright and bubbly? Or smoldering temptress?"

8) "O great and powerful Steve! What do you want?"

9) "I have been witness to a world consumed by hatred and bent on self-destruction, watched as we have taken what was to be a paradise and failed in our responsibilites as its steward. I know now that the course of human race has set for itself cannot be changed. I am the last desperate chance for a doomed planet. Now, leave this place or die!"

10) "I feel like Nancy Drew in the mystery of the mid-life crisis."

11) "Miss Everglot, what are you doing here? You should be at home, prostrate with grief."

12) "Well, it's a matter of life after death. Now that he's dead, I have a life."

13) "I'm not even supposed to be here. I'm just "Crewman Number Six." I'm expendable. I'm the guy in the episode who dies to prove how serious the situation is. I've gotta get outta here."

14) "Frightened? Child, you're talking to a man who's laughed in the face of death, sneered at doom, and chuckled at catastrophe... I was petrified."

15) "What are you, afraid of a little insanity? Since when have we been sane?"
ringwraith10: (anti-social)
Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity:

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.


3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write " For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Dont use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling
"Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......

Share This With People To Make Them Smile.
Its Called ....... therapy

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